Flying Swoo

So I hear there's a pandemic coming.

I heard about it on the radio. I think it's called "flying swoo."

I wonder if I have it.

After all, I have these symptoms....

My pocketbook is really hurting.

And over the years , my body has gotten all big and puffy.

The doctor says I eat too much, but I think it's the flying swoo.

My brain isn't what it used to be. My memory is going.

I find it's harder and harder to care if my house is messy, or if my clothes aren't perfect.

Flying Swoo.

It sounds like something I'd want to duck.

I'm not sure I want to get hit by some flying swoo.

What are some other symptoms?

Sometimes it feels like my life is going to pieces.

I feel much less in control.

My pride hurts. My dreams are pathetic shadows of their formers selves.

Do I have flying swoo?

Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away.